Amazon Knows: I had sex with Hillary Clinton in the 70's

"If you're going to try, go all the way."
- Charles Bukowski

We think of our brains as a database. But nothing could be further from the truth.

Our brains recall only generalizations of FEELINGS.

FMRI studies have proven our memories are nothing more than recalling a previous feeling.

And worse, we are only "remembering" the last time we thought about those memories. That's why memories fade and change over time.

We remember the feeling of the last time we remembered the memory.

Say THAT five times fast and you get extra Mario coins.

Amazon knows...

The billion dollar business everyone hates.

Our memories fail us constantly. And then came the Internet. And THEN came social media, the ultimate tool for rabbit-holing memories.

- Spam
- Fake news
- Click bait
- Image filters
- The edit button

FAKE IS WHAT WE WANT.

No one REALLY wants the truth.

It's simply too painful NOT to pretend.

I fondly recall going to work with my Dad when I was a kid. I've bitched about my father for decades but he was a true entrepreneur. He gave me the gift of entrepreneurship.

SIDEBAR: Entrepreneurship is IMPOSSIBLE to spell. I'm 100% certain its always spelled wrong, even when its spelled right.

There's not much I haven't tried in business. For the last 20 years my focus has been on Internet business. While that's great and all, it's time to pivot.

Zig while everyone else is zagging.

Type in "make money online" in YouTube. You'll get bombarded with millions of twenty-something-aged people proudly proclaiming their secret formula for online riches.

Ahem.

Yeah.

Been there.
Done that.
And burned the fucking T-shirt.

While it's still very possible to make life changing money online, it's REALLY crowded now. The early inefficiencies (arbitrage) are already wrung out.

Now we see the same messaging about online business opportunities as I was preaching 2 decades ago.

Back then it was new, unique, and no one was doing it, not even big business. Now the tsunami has crested.

IT'S FUCKING PLAYED OUT!

Zig while everyone else is zagging.

Amazon knows.

What business is Amazon in?

Is it ecommerce? Nope, not even close.
Is it online services? Nope, even further off.
Is it media? Nope.

Amazon nailed ONE thing.

And that ONE thing changed everything we do.

Amazon is the best in the history of the world at ONE particular thing that everyone hates.

It's dirty, nasty, full of fraud and shitty people. It's messy, gross, disgusting, low rent, and every other negative descriptor you can come up with.

Even worst of all, it's BORING!

Everyone hates the REAL business Amazon now owns.

And that's why no one can touch them.

Amazon perfected LOGISTICS.

Even Walmart and the US Military Industrial complex can't do logistics as well as Amazon.

See, I've worked every kind of online business you can imagine through Amazon.

- Ebooks? CHECK
- Ecommerce? CHECK
- Drop shipping? CHECK
- Web/Tech services? CHECK
- Physical books? CHECK
- Streaming media? CHECK

Logistics. NOPE.

Who the fuck wants to get good at that? It's boring as fuck and the margins are so thin even Amazon didn’t make a profit for decades.

Even today they are barely profitable. And they just laid off tens of thousands of employees and shut down huge warehouses.

GROSS.

Logistics is everything. But it's damn hard to do right.

When Walmart and the United States military are learning lessons from Amazon, you should pay close attention.

Zig while everyone else is zagging.

I'll cut right to the chase...

I did NOT have sex with Hillary Clinton in the 70's. The logistics of that action are pretty close to impossible. I was born in 1970 so that would make me too young...

...or would it? She's a FREAK and we all know it.

SIDEBAR NUMERO 2: I've heard through the grapevine she prefers female sexual adventurers so that takes me out of the equation.

Did I lie about it to get you to read this far?

FUCK YES I DID.

Click bait.
Fake news.
Disinformation.

CHECK
CHECK
CHECK

The mainstream media has always been the propaganda arm for the powers that be. But in the 2000's something came along that made the truth even harder to decipher.

SOCIAL MEDIA.

According so social media, Hillary Clinton is literally Satan.

I believe it myself but why would I agree to have sex with such an entity?

The answer is simple: LOGISTICS

When Webb Hubbell had sex with Killary and produced Chelsea (google the images of their faces and put side by side) that was the ultimate logistics play.

"What the actual fuck are you talking about?" the voice in your head says.

Well, you should hear the shit that rattles around my brain that I DON'T write about!

Yikes.

Zig while everyone else is zagging.

Ok let's get to the point. Why am I writing all this nonsense?

I want your attention.

So pay it!

I'm zagging while everyone else is zigging.

Simply put, I've started a new kind of logistics company.

It's already worth over 8 figures before I've launched it.

- There's no sales.
- There's no marketing.
- There's no website.
- There's no SEO.
- There's no lead generation.
- There's no domain names.
- There's no paid traffic campaigns.
- There's no content creation.
- There's no emailing.
- There's no social media.
- There's no writing.
- There's no cold calling.
- There's no call centers.
- There's no inventory.
- There's no drop shipping.
- There's no software.
- There's no advertising.
- There's no experience needed.
- There's no Amazon.
- There's no automation.
- There's no tech.
- There's ZERO online!

Seven figures VERY possible in year one. Even the idiots I've encountered are doing $200k a year and they can barely spell their own name, much less build a business.

None of the competition in this industry even use the Internet for anything more than playing video games or watching reality TV.

Huh? What?

You've definitely heard of this industry and you gave it no attention whatsoever. Well you have given it SOME attention, but it was nothing but disdain.

It's something you use every day and worship Amazon for.

But you are FAR too good for this dirty, disgusting logistics business.

So I'll keep it to myself and quietly bank 8 figures in the coming years with it.

You can look down your nose all you want.

I'm zig-zagging while the rest of you scramble to fight the twenty-somethings for attention and dollars. Good luck with that!

Is online business dead? The marketer in me wants to use that as a hook. But obviously online business isn't going anywhere.

But after 2 decades of doing this stuff at a very high level (over $200 million in revenue), it's time to pivot.

There's a very particular logistics business that ZERO online marketers are even looking at. And if they did, they wouldn't think twice about it. It gets dismissed immediately after the first syllable is uttered.

Yet there's a tiny group of accidently-smart "losers" who are killing it.

I met with one of them today. He looks a lot like this guy:

Yet since 2020 he's netted well over seven figures doing this business. He works when he wants and vacations several times a year for weeks on end where ever he wants.

Literally everyone looks down on this guy. I did too. Until today.

He's doing FAR better than you've ever done. He's doing FAR better than I've done in the last couple years.

And he's kind of an idiot.

He knows ZERO about:
- Sales
- Marketing
- Websites
- SEO
- Lead generation
- Domain names
- Paid traffic campaigns
- Content creation
- Social media
- Writing
- Emailing
- Cold calling
- Call centers
- Inventory
- Software
- Advertising
- Amazon
- Automation
- Tech
- and ZERO about anything online!

He made over $42k in the last 2 weeks sitting on his ass doing almost nothing.

When you see it, you can't UNSEE it.

The 2 hour conversation I had with him blew my fucking mind.

"I've been doing this ALL WRONG!" I kept thinking over and over as he explained what he does day to day.

I've been working way too hard for way too little while this idiot is sitting on his ass all day doing nothing.

He spends his days playing video games and watching YouTube videos. He does work and he works hard, but not in any traditional definition of work.

He drives a 10 year old farm truck yet his new house is paid for.

He's 100% debt free and makes almost 100% profit on his substantial earnings.

"Why would I do that? I don't even know the first thing about it." he replied when I asked why he doesn’t scale his business online.

This might be one of the biggest opportunities I've seen.

And if I told you what it is right now, you would laugh and give it not one more second of attention.

“Sometimes the most difficult thing is to be able to see the most obvious thing!”
― Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Anyone with half a mind could see that," said Tiffany. Miss Tick sighed. "Yes. But sometimes it's so hard to find half a mind when you need one.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Simple minded people find simple solutions.”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“To have everybody believe you're disadvantaged is your biggest advantage.”
― Diego Gagrioso

“It is rather pitiful how obvious it is, and usually how simple it can be, for one to be blunt and critical, all the while fooling oneself into thinking that it makes him look sharp and analytical.”
― Criss Jami

I'm not going to reveal this business except to a very small group of people.

You're probably not ready and you won't like it.

But Amazon knows...

The billion dollar business everyone hates.

My new simple-minded fat friend woke something in me today.

I now see the world in a whole new way.

Now it's time to zig. You can continue your attempts at zagging but I'm done.

I'm launching this with a vengeance.

Since it's NOT an online business, no one will see it.

It's completely stealth and WAY under the radar.

I'll make 8 figures in the next 2-3 years while sitting on my ass doing nothing.

Interested?

You should be!

I'm going to do a private webinar teaching about this business. I'll introduce you to my new fat simple-minded friend and his wild tactics.

You'll understand a whole new side of a business you look at every single day, but never SEE.

The scales will fall from your eyes and you will see for the first time in your life.

And you'll probably hate this business.

But it's a billion dollar business that only Amazon really gets.

Want to get in on it with me?

I'm looking for ONE person to partner with me.

If you think that person is you, then click here to register for the private webinar >>>

There's a non-refundable application fee of $88.

Your application fee will get you access to the private webinar where I'll walk you through every step. You'll be able to immediately jump into this business from the training on the webinar. You won't even need me at all.

But I need ONE person to partner with me. I need the right person who can compliment my skills and resources so we can both scale.

I might consider more than one person to partner with. But since almost everyone hates this billion dollar business, ONE is all I'm focusing on.

The perfect partner only needs 2 things:
1) Willingness to set aside predispositions about this "nasty" business
2) Excellent credit score

Yes you need good credit because it's a capital intensive business but you don't need much liquid capital. A few thousand dollars and good credit is all you need.

If you fit these criteria and want to zig with me, click here to sign up for the special webinar.

The $88 fee is NON-REFUNDABLE because once you see it, you can't UNSEE it.

Click here to register with the $88 application fee >>>

I'll close with this...

If Hillary Clinton told me I had to have sex with her before I could get into this new business, I'd have to oblige. I'd hold my nose and close my eyes TIGHT. But I'd take the pain because this opportunity is THAT good.

Thankfully, you don't have to do any of that.

All you have to do is pay the application fee and come check it out.

Come join me in NOT having sex with Killary >>>

See you there!
Matt "The Reverend" Trainer

P.S. OK what in the world can I put in the PS section? I'm drawing a blank so I'll just say this...

Come check this crazy shit out >>>

And leave the Hillary sex to other freaks with a death wish.

Apply to be my partner here >>>

"If you're going to try, go all the way."
- Charles Bukowski